I apologise in advance for the negative tone of this post. But I’m more than a little teed off.
February 7, 2008
Hello Mitten,
I wanted to drop you a line to thank you for getting your annoying jack ass self out of the public eye. It was quite a courteous gesture given I am a member of what appears to be a very large, growing, bipartisan conglomeration of people who are sick of hearing your voice, seeing your goddamn smirk, and watching you piss away your childrens’ inheritance, hell bent on further spending us into oblivion and fucking the whole world just a little bit harder – apparently the new conservative way – and who just want you to go the hell away.
On one hand, I am sad to see you go, because you would have been such an easy schmuck to ass-whoop in the general election, come November. I would’ve loved to have seen you spend even more money touring the country and defending the policies of someone with an approval rating that is nearing the single digits. Even though the foreign media seems to think you are somewhat presidential looking, I think you look like a tool. Box. You are a tool box, a box of tools.
Let’s take a look at your own words.
If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win.
And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror.
Oh, no, you didn’t go there.
Are we really going to start blasting this shithead boom box toxic nonsense again? Are we really going to let assholes like Mitten here tell us that a democratic victory equals a terrorist victory? Didn’t they pull this shit with John Kerry, a freaking war veteran, and he just sort of bent over, and kissed his own ass goodbye?
You asinine fuck. How dare you imply that you and your narrow-minded bunch of insipid. warmongering fools are the only people that can mount a fight against other assholes in other countries. Are people really going to allow themselves to be scared into voting Republican once again? You are nothing more than another Osama W. Stupid Fuck Head Bin Ladin, who calls people like Rush Limbaugh and tells them to spread this message, because at least he realizes that if someone with a little bit of goddamn common sense and, say, perhaps some ties to Muslim countries and peoples, wins an election, then he is plainly fucked, since we will stop fueling his fires and giving him thousands of recruits the world over every fucking hour.
All I can say is, Mrs. Clinton or Mr. Obama, which ever one of you accumulates enough political geeks to get nominated, or if you team up, or if Howard Dean somehow combines you both into a clone cyborg named Hillarack Clobama in his mad laboratory, yee-ahHH!!, either way, please have the guts (notice i didn’t say “balls,” trying to be fair here) to shut stupid jackasses like this man the hell up – and better yet, prove them wrong.
You try to cloak your farewell message in a see-through blanket of ignorant bliss and blind, fervent patriotism, but you are nothing more than irrelevant.
Good-bye, Mitten. See you in hell.
Wait, do Mormons believe in hell? Who cares. Your religion at least made you stand out.
Bend over, America
Tags: Angry Romney election
